Does Size Matter?

How come for men size matters down there, but it is okay for them to be fat overall? (Menfolk who do not measure upto such lofty standards need not panic, I read in the Deccan Chronicle that small pee-wees mean bigger brains!)
How is it that fat bald men are passable and fat women are immediately labelled unattractive? Does that mean one can be the slim looking Zarine Khan (mother of Zayed Khan) flash a great smile and come up with a brilliant answer that MBA is a Masters of Bachelors in Administration?
Think Men, Think!

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Such profound doubts. I wonder who will clear them?

AquaM: Don't try to make sense of the world. We live in a crazy crazy world!
Obi Wan said…
Zarine Khan said that??? My Gawd!!!
As to your original question, I seriously think people don't make these judgements deliberately, it's just become a part of the collective thinking of the human race. And it's not just applicable to men, women are just as bad! It's sad, but there's nothing much we can do about it, except for being careful that we don't fall into this trap subconsciously! Btw, I think you are confusing the issue with the Zarine Khan example. Zarine Khan does come across as a bimbette, but no one is going to respect her if she says silly stuff like that, irrespective of her being fat or slim. The same I think is true for men, a dumbo is a dumbo is dumbo- being fat or slim has got nothing to do with it! Let go, yeh sab Maya hai!
AquaM said…
Hey Obi Wan,
I have come across people who seem to think that it is alright for you to be stupid if you have an body to make up for it. I pulled in Zarine Khan, because she has got the looks and Sajid was praising her for her beautiful smile until she cam up with this answer! But since she is a part of the Page 3 crowd, it is fine, accpeted!
My only conclusion: It is a superficial world.
Soumyadip said…
It's not the size but how you use it (applies for everything) is what really matters.
AquaM said…
Absolutely Soumyadip. Certainly an art!
Thanks Soumyadip for clearing AquaM's doubt. She asked me this question the whole of this morning and when I couldn't supply a satisfactory answer, went ahead and blogged it.
AquaM said…
Hey SOumya,
u were the only one who cleared my doubt. I wouldn't have known the answers had I not blogged. I decided to address the question to all the men in the blogger community and outside. You responded and I must say I'm impressed.
AFJ of course prompted this whole thing, tx re:)))))))
My Ramblings... said…
*EEOOOOOUCCHH* :D
Woman! Good that you put it down. It always good to get ur doubts calrrified. But when u came and blurted the whole thing in the morning...maha funny. I was actually thinking did i just hear what she just said. :P
Naveen said…
Does the converse of 'small pee-wees mean bigger brains' also true? If so, Einstein, Darwin etc would have small whatever !!

PS: Einstein, Darwin - No offense intended!
lol. i`ve wondered about the same thing many times! fat women are labeled ugly, while fat men are ok. just so unfair, isn`t it? hate the jerks who are prejudiced. dorks.
Soumyadip said…
Glad I was of some help in clearing the 'sizeable' fog.
R said…
i have chubby and *fat* (so to say) female friends and they look really cute! i thought this kinda thing doesnt exist anymore..

by the way.. i read somewhere.. MBA=mediocre but arrogant.. hehe..
R said…
and i agree with what Soumyadip wrote, totally.
AquaM said…
Hi Ramblings, don't you dare complain!! You had nouthing to say and that does not help.

Hi Hiren, yeah...?? Thx for dropping by.

Hey Ricky..is that right;)????

Naveeen, I'm not getting into this:)))lol.

Hi Still FIguring out...yup, jerks! Ignore them.

Soumya...hahahaha...sizeable fog alright:))))))))

Hi Rohit, Yeah, me too..agree with Soumyadip!
My Ramblings... said…
Considering the fact that u gave me a heart attack with that piece of info cos mom was talking abt the doc dude and he has loadsa brains!
AquaM said…
hahaha:) I will leave it to you to find out!

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